The Story Makers.

The Story Makers.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Aldi food review.... and wetland tour

 Made a great trip to Aldi yesterday...
totally stocked the pantry on $120 cashola.
Thought I would share a few of the best deals IMO, and my favorite finds.
First, a few new items we are going to try - 
knock off 
* Cheese whiz - $2.29 per jar
* Tuna - .59
* Canned Chicken - $1.89
* Canned mushrooms - .59
* Fruit Strips (like fruit leather) - $1.29 per box
*Toaster Tarts - $1.89 for 12 pack
The best deals were by far on their fresh produce.
10 lb Potatoes - $3.59
bag of sweet onions - .79
Apples - Red Delicious, Golden Delish, and Granny Smith 
only $2.59 for a 3 lb bag!!
Bananas .44 per lb.
I have had NO PROBLEMS OR COMPLAINTS with Quality thus far.
My favorite surprise find was in their clearance section,
The PANCAKE Shake-Ups!!!
One of the things I love, love, love about staying at a hotel,
specifically the Holiday Inn Express,
is the FREE breakfast.
Yes, the free is Awesome....but nothing compares to the 
pancakes that you press a button for 1, 2, or 3 and 
"just like magic"
they come rolling out onto your plate like warm perfection

every. single. time.

I could eat them allllllll day long
 slathered in real butter and imitation maple syrup.

Sooooooooo,
 I saw these Shake Ups and had high hopes.
They were only .69 per plastic jug.
I got two.
I made them up this morning.
You just add 1 1/2 cups of water, and give about 30 
seconds of vigorous shaking.
Then pour onto your hot griddle.
MMMMMM mmmmmm GOOD!
Not the same exact taste as the hotel cakes,
but darn near close.
Christi went back to Aldi today, so I had her pick me up a bunch
more.
Think food storage, and camp outs, and lazy breakfasts!!!
Oh Yeah.....plus the bonus.
The stickers on the jug came off like nothing (miracle)
So now you have an awesome container for something else.
I am always digging around for stuff like this.
That to me is almost worth the .69 right there.
The only thing i was not able to get yesterday was Hormel Chilli....
you can see the one lonely can.
They were OUT at Sams Club.
Now that can is also gone.
 .................
Part 2
 Viera Wetlands Bike ride w/ Jackie and Christie.
Moms gone wild!!!......
or maybe just one mom gone insane.
Notice my sweet basket, it contained my water, phone, lip stuff,
and a thermos of Choffy for each of us.
 It was a beautiful sunny, but cool day at the marshes.
Perfect conditions really......
especially for sighting 
Alligators!
They were out in droves today.
We will be planning another adventure soon.....
we will keep you posted.
Thanks for the lovely day ladies.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

One step out of the Ghetto....one back in.....

Feast your eyes on our beautiful, 
New
TIGHT,
Snug,
 Clean,
not hanging or ballooning over head,
 Normal head liner.
Oh, ho, ho....has it been a long time coming.
I am flabbergasted that I didn't get a before picture for your viewing 
pleasure.
Just know it was extremely embarrassing and ultra 
white trashy-ish.
Once again it feels as though we have joined the rank of new car-dom.
It even smells newish because the liner was completely 
replaced with new material.
A+ Auto Tops guarantees their work for 1 year - but says it will 
last well beyond 8 - 10....
PLEASE let us not find out if it is true. 
The kids and I have been looking up a lot and enjoying the view.
We all pitched in and vacuumed, washed, windexed, and spruced 
up the entire van today.
We are excited to drive in Luxury....
and leave the Ghetto in the dust!

I usually frown upon car stickers.....
for K they are an absolute no.
But I figure this sticker is an exception....as it will only increase the 
value of our van I bet.
.............................
Part 2

Today I was in the office, and M comes in flushed and
with an urgent need for me to follow her that instant.
OK.
I see......
Well, I am not going to do anything with that thing.
We JUST had the Lameo - bug service (that shall remain unnamed
so I don't bad mouth too bad.)
Ryker came in wondering what was up....
I took the opportunity to push him in towards the roach 
and wrestled him for a bit to instill terror.
The roach never even budged.
 Time went on.
I would forget it was there and be cleaning the kitchen and
humming along, and suddenly remember, 
get a case of the major heebs and then double check to
make sure it hadn't moved.
It never did.
This repeated several times,
each time I would forget and get startled anew.

Isn't it crazy and disgusting that you can still see it so good
from clear across the kitchen?
I took quite a few test shots.
M would check and make sure it was still there in 
regular intervals.
She is not one to forget,
because she knew if it did move, then there would be the unknown fear
of where it would appear next.....
the bathtub,
scuttling across the floor, 
hiding behind the door, etc.
There was one person I knew hadn't seen it yet.....
Ethan.  
He is NOT the man of the house when K is gone when it
comes to roaches.
I made use of this when I asked him to please hand me the towel
off the cows head.
Believe me when I tell you it took him forever to even
find the cow.
Does he live here???
It was well worth the wait.

Lawson.
He is the one we go to for garbage removal of all kinds.
He is not afraid.
But he will not usually be rushed either.....
and today was no exception.
When he "felt" like it,
 he came and went about his business.
To be completely honest....
I truly thought it was dead already.
I had not seen it breath or move a single spec.
So when L went to work,
I was actually VERY surprised it moved.


....and back to the Ghetto we go.


Saturday, April 21, 2012

I'm a Mormon.








Melissa: Mormon.

Hi, I'm Melissa

I grew up in UT, Now reside in FL with our family of 6. 
I am a fitness trainer, a volunteer, an O+ blood donar. 
I'm a Mormon. (click link)

Yikes!  Yikes!  Yikes!  
I did it....I made my "I'm a Mormon" profile. 
Last night I happened upon a friends profile 
just before I was headed to bed.....maybe 10:30ish. 
I thought, what is my problem?
What is the hold up?
You are a Mormon.
You have a testimony.
Your words are just as valid and pertinent 
as anyone else's.  
I ended up staying up long past my bed time, 
thinking, pondering, typing, re-typing, 
re-reading, contemplating....and finally 
feeling happy and 
satisfied with the way I wanted to share 
a few of my beliefs, and more spiritual thoughts 
here with you.
I was not expecting it to be sent through and 
published so quickly.....sweet surprise.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Love, 

Friday, April 20, 2012

Parent Survey.....Say What......??

A few days ago I received an email from one 
of Ryker's teachers.  
It basically said that my student would be coming
home with a parent interview that I was to let him conduct with me 
by such and such.
OK.
Great.
So when R got home I said hey, so you need to interview me huh?
He kind of gave me an interesting look and said yes he did.
Ok.
We forget that day, but then last night at dinner I remembered again,
I said Ryk, why don't you go grab your paper and you can interview 
me while we eat.
Again, the look, but he said, OK.

First question: 
while the kids and I are eating a hearty meal of 
knock off mac'n cheese, beans, and cut up hotdogs (we are out of buns).

"Did anyone ever explain the "facts of life" to you?"

What the.....!?
YES....who wants to know!?

What class is this for again?

Science.
 ok........
Yes, my mother.

Next question:
"What feelings did you have as a teenager about your sexuality"?

Excuse me??!!  
Besides it being non- of your stinking business, Mr. Teacher Man!!

Kids eyebrows going up all around the table.
Snickers, loss of eye contact.
Ryker holding a steady gaze with a bit of a smile....
enjoying his assignment.

Who is this guy?
What's with these questions?

My teacher is a woman.

Ok.....
I have no recollection. 

Next Question:
"Who did you have to talk to with about sexual issues or concerns
when you were a teenager."

MY MOTHER!

Last Question:
"If you could go back in time and be a teenager again,
what would you change?"

Never!!! 

I would enjoy school more, be more involved in clubs and stuff, and
not worry so much about other people's opinions.

Come on already....BUTT OUT DUDE...I mean LADY!

I ended up feeling bad about my poor answers and made Ryker call
Kevin.  I thought it would be grand fun to put him on speaker phone
and hear his outrage and surprise.
The other kids tried to protest, so as not to prolong the discussion....
Ryker said my answers were just fine,
but in the end I convinced him to place the call.

Same questions as above, K's answers.

Yes, Papa Dude told me about the birds and the bees.
Do you want to know about the day?
We were working on the the dairy farm, the cows were in heat...that means....
 and the farmer was going about picking the best of the cows to be 
sired with the bulls,
etc.......

How did I feel?......pretty powerful.  I liked the idea.....I really felt.....

I had uncle Menace and Papa Dude to talk with about stuff like that.
They answered all my questions.
One time we were watching Star Trek .........

What would I do differently?  I don't think I would have my sister
give me any perms,
I would brush my teeth more regularly, wash my hair every time I took a shower.
I would have more confidence in myself.
Ryker, with the Gospel's values and principles as our guide, 
we have nothing to be insecure about.....
Etc. Etc.

It was a delight to hear him honestly and thoroughly answer Ryker's
questions.
He had no thought of it being strange or absurd.

I love that guy.

He is such a good dad, 
and a fine example to me.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Very,Very bad and seriously MAD!

I should not be writing about this right now.
I do not have time.....but I am so disappointed I have to vent....
again....just blabbed to T.
But this will be the end of it and I will move on.

About an hour ago I was finally ready to sit down and make a shopping
plan.  I had cleaned up the house, done some of this and that.
Organized and trashed old coupons, got my desk in order and at last
I was ready to buckle down and pull my thoughts, coupons, and sale paper 
together.
I got about 5 - 10 minutes into my project,
when I was really, really wanting a baked good.
A chocolate baked good of some kind.
Home made.....good thing because other than Choffy there is nothing 
chocolatey in the house.
I decided that the kids would be super happy as well if I would set aside 
this shopping trip for a few minutes more while I baked up a few trays of goodness.

I hurried through my recipe books,
found the Nieman Marcus cookies in a cookbook V had given me sometime ago.
I was loving the recipe soooo much because it had 5 cups of ground up oatmeal in it.
I LOVE that because the kids cannot complain about what they cannot taste or see.
They would never know there is a little bit of healthy goodness in these guys.

Sooooo......as I was starting to pull this massive recipe together,
at the last minute I decided to half it.
My only happy news at the moment.
I ground my oat meal.....
as I was making it into a flour in my Vita mix I 
heard a noise that sounded like it was grinding something a bit tougher 
a few times....but didn't worry too much about it.
Just gave it a second thought.

I got every thing added....including 2 STICKS OF REAL BUTTER!!!
Yum...a real treat.
I am going all in with this guy!!!
My dough is done....time to test.
YUM!  Extra yummy with a little crunch.
mmmmm, mmmm, mmmm.....
but why the crunch?

no really.

 where is the crunch coming from?
 Upon closer investigation after a few good sized spoonfuls,
I noticed some blue and white flecs of what looked like paper or some kind 
of packaging.
I know that packaging.
I hurried and opened another can of oatmeal and dumped it into the empty one.
and LOW AND BEHOLD....
 This is what I found.
I had so stupidly ground up an entire Oxygen Absorber into 
my oatmeal flour.
I had been in such a mad rush I didn't stop to notice.
Talk about heart break and sorrow.
I am so mad.
I don't swear often....and I won't swear now but I really want to
write a whole bunch of these...
*#*&!!!!!!@#$$$$$$$$$!!!!!()()()#%^^^^*
I am scared as well.
My throat burns a little.
My stomach a bit off.
I may be kind of shaky.....that could just be from the madness.
Maybe it is all in my mind.
My ears might be ringing....

It is all dumped into the trash.
I am back where I started at my desk totally ticked and having wasted time,
money, butter, and more.....

Man I am so lame.
And still with out my baked good.
I deserve this punishment.

Take away:
Slow down.
Don't bake in a state of desperation.
When you hear something that sounds off and not normal....
it probably is OFF AND NOT NORMAL....look into it.
Look at your dough before you dig in like a rabid dog.

Ok....have a great day.
I am going to go work on a shopping trip....
while I drink 4 gallons of water to rinse out my system.


"May the odds be ever in your favor."
.................................


Something just happened that changed my state
of mind.
Sometimes (almost all the time) it pays
to unload on your friends.
T - just walked up to my door with this.
Nooooo Tina....I do not deserve this!!
No.
I couldn't muster tears before because I was 
so mad.
I can muster tears of joy no prob.


I will be careful not to eat too much, 
because
what if I really do get sick?
I will just waste this too if I throw it up.


Just to wrap up...
this small gesture reminds me of Ronald Rassband's 
talk from Sunday morning's conference session.
He talked about reaching out to others...
lift and encourage.
He said, how many times have we offered to help someone.
How can I help?
Let me know if you need anything....
as we are walking away.


ME...countless.


I loved the story he used to illustrate his point.
He said, If you came across a person that was drowning,
would you ask if you can help?
What can I do?
NO!
You would jump in and save them.
No questions asked.
Only doing what was required to save them.


Now....certainly I wasn't drowning.
Just disappointed.
That was all it took.
I didn't need to be drowning for her to 
show a kind generous gesture.
Was it necessary in any way....
no.
But it was certainly appreciated. 
Sure made me feel good.


I hope I can be more like T.
She is always just doing,
and thinking nothing of it.


Here is Brother Rassband's whole talk.
I hope you watch it and enjoy it like I did.

Off to enjoy my day and my chocolate baked good.
My throat is only a tiny bit constricted.
Should be fine....

Monday, April 2, 2012

Spring Break Road Trip Re-cap.....

We had an adventurous Spring Break this past week.
Kev convinced me to drive out to Asheville,
NC to visit where he is currently working.
I liked the idea....
but was a tad bit nervous because I have a tendency
to fall asleep in the car.
I am almost certain I have never personally driven more than 3 hours in one
block of time.
It scares me not to know where I am....
I am very uptight about the possibility of
missing the turn off and not knowing for miles or hours,
and then not being able to figure out how to get back on track....
I am bad with directions.
I'm forgetful.
I jumble stuff up in my mind.
I don't see that great in the dark...

I am one of those people who pretty much stays within
the Pineda and Melbourne Causeways.
That is my playpen and I am very comfortable with in those perimeters.
There is more than enough to do in here.

 I am like one of the ants in line on The Ant Movie....
do you know the ones?

Unless someone else is driving.
In that case I would LOVE to go ANYWHERE!
So this trip was a bit of a switch.
Here are a few driving snip-its:
(Be sure and click on the left upper corner of the screen so you can watch full screen.)

I never let the tank get below half the entire trip.
NO WAY!
Why have something to (possibly) worry about?
My goal was to stop every three hours.
Period.
My bladder would have liked to have burst on numerous occasions...
but it didn't.
(a time or two I did break my rule)
The kids aren't drinkers like me....so they really didn't care either way.

I figured out a system for my driving that worked much like I
would work a goal for running....
I loved it.
I didn't start out so organized, but over time my plan
came together and it made the time click right on by.

You already know about stopping every 3 hours.
other stratagems -
I would get a treat or snack on the hour,
 then get another something at the half.
I would hold off and force myself to wait until such and such time
before my next Choffy, and so forth.

I force fed myself and the kids one hour of spanish per every two hours of
books on cd, or random music.

I would purposefully put the next desire just out of reach....
this served to stretch out the time,
and helped me stay awake and interested until
reaching the next milestone.

Hey, at least I know what works for me.
I am goal driven.....that's how I roll.

One of my life saving secrets was to stock pile loads of Choffy 
into every empty container that I could find with a tight fitting lid.
I took in a steady stream until late afternoon on each of my driving days.
This was very helpful.....
as it is a natural energy source due to the
theobromine.
and it is "mucho delicioso".
and kept me quite happy.  
You can certainly learn more....and even order your own
"Bliss in a Cup" by visiting 
drinkchoffy.com/melissachristensen
well....
you can!
These kids are luckier than they know.....
they call it boredom...
maybe,
but as an adult I know differently.
This is a dream come true for anyone over the age of 29.

The first two nights we stayed at a nice hotel across from
DILLARD'S Clearance Center....!!!
No Way!???
if you know me at all,
 you know I could not have dreamed up a more amazing scenario.
We (I) had a little fun there.....not enough....not near enough.
but it was still a fun surprise highlight.
Just a few really quick finds - 
Lawson LOVES Sanuk shoes,
they are outrageously priced though (IMO), reg. $60,
Mac and I found a single Sanuk shoe, size 7 in the mens shoe section.
It was half off at $30 + then take an additional 50% off.
One problemo.....as I mentioned we could only find One.
We looked and looked, got the clerks involved.
No luck.
Finally we put the shoe back, kinda bummed (so close, yet so far away)
Then suddenly, M walked over to this random shelf w/ a basket on top....
and yep.... miraculously there was the missing Sanuk.
T H A T really happened.
L was pretty darn happy.
I found a very, very cute coat clearanced out for $12....
In fact,
I found a ton 
of coats to love, but I held myself to one
(dumb-bo right?)

One fun thing we did was go to the movie Hugo, at the 
theatre....the movie was not the highlight....
the eating dinner in the dark while watching the movie 
was the 
AWESOME part!
The feast was delish!
Great idea K....You DA MAN hon!

Being smashed in the hotel room got old fast,
but the FREE daily breakfast was almost worth it.
I LOVE those pancakes soooooo much!
press a button and your pancake (or 3 in my case) is out in less than 3 min.
I would never tire of those cakes.
Not ever....real butter and syrup slathered over them,
cut into each with a plastic knife and fork,
making little slice marks into the styrofoam plate.
Oh YES!
To clean up walk over to the discreet disposal container.
set it in.
 walk away.
Thank UUUUUUUUUU!

We did end up moving to a nice camping park down the road a few miles.
Much better.
Much more like the spring break I would imagine.
Ethan didn't appreciate the fact that he had to get out of bed for the 
remaining days of our trip.
That was made known.....a time or two.
Canoeing, paddling, fishing (no bites, but still), hiking,
running on trails, EATING AT 5 GUYS on consecutive days
.....ok nothing to do with the cabin,
but still a dang yummy highlight.
Our family had never eaten there before this trip!!
Asheville was beautiful in every way.
Everyone said so.
Everyone also said, "You have to go to the Biltmore House"
It is the largest home in the USA.
250 rooms, 43 bathrooms, 8,000 acres to roam....
It was surprisingly busy.
It was actually a lot of fun.  What made it interesting and enjoyable 
was the audio tour we took.
With out the audio and all the interesting facts about George W. Vanderbilt,
and his family, and this ultra over the top house it would have
been nothing special.
As it stands though, 
I am very interested in learning more.
Have any of you ever read any historical fictions about 
the Vanderbilt family??
I bet it would be fascinating.....I gotta find a good one....Devin??
Gardens galore.
You are not allowed to take photos inside the home....bummer.
I would be lying if I said the kids did not burn out and
start whining towards the end.
The Garden walk was pushing it for them.
K really wanted to get involved with the Hunger Games hype.
We have all read the series except for him (L is on book 2),
and K wanted to do something special for 
the kids and get in on the action before we all went to the show on our last 
night in town.
We drove from here to kingdom-come through the Graggy Mtns
of North Carolina looking for where the Games were 
filmed.
We hiked up.
We hiked down.
Back up, then down.
After all was said and done and whined over.
It was actually a good time K.
Thank you for the fun, unique idea.
Look closely at the photos below....this is our tribute to the Games.
At one point during a brief stop during our adventure,
they boys were throwing around their football.
We kept saying, no guys, put it away, this is not a good place to play 
catch.  We were parked at an over look....so next to a steep mountain edge.

Well, turns out it did not end up going off the side of the mtn,
but rather down the inside of a drain...?
We lucked out, as we were getting ready to drive off a few 
forest workers came along, Kev asked where that drain went....
just casually mentioning that we'd just lost our football.
Oh, no prob, I'll get it.
(eyebrows up)
No way did I think a man could fit through there.
Can you imagine how creepy that would be?
Guess he's used to it.....
this guy is a HERO in our book.
It was a wonderful trip.
I would hop in the car and do it again in a few months.
The main thing I learned is that we need even more water in the car
and more licorice, both chocolate and red,
and one more book on cd.
Everything else was almost spot on.
Like the amount of Sixlets.....
How was your spring break??
What'd ya do?
Where'd ya go?