Flagrant gluttony. I have been documenting different incidents for a week or two in preparation for this post. We have a problem here at our home.....it stems from the man I love. With all his wonderful and redeeming qualities, he has one that really gets me down. He wastes. All the time. He does not give a thought to excess......which I in turn am the opposite. I realize I am fighting a loosing battle. We are who we are. He likes what he likes. He does not like running out of pizza, or crescents, or Chocolate Ice cream........or, or, or.......He will always ere on the side of excess.
I take after my Grandma Strong, she was alive during the depression. She was a saver to the EXTREME. My sisters will have to correct me if I am wrong, but if my memory serves me correctly (which I highly doubt), she would only chew a fourth of a piece of gum at one time. If we asked for a piece of gum, that is what we would get.....try it out. It is hard to keep track of that little guy. I believe she would also separate the plys of t.p. am I making this up???? I am honestly not sure.....but how would I think of something that insane on my own? My point is, yes, I take after her....and I am proud of that fact. But I am NOT extreme in any way. Just practical. NOT gluttonous....except for maybe on extra special GNOs or holidays, etc.
If you look at the first picture below of the pizza, the left side is actually what is left after all members of our family have gorged themselves as much as possible. The picture to the right is the wasted crust that is thoughtlessly thrown into one of the many empty boxes. This is the way K orders. When he is away I will order just enough. None of us go hungry, but no extra either (there is no reason we need to be eating pizza for three days straight), plus, since we can all see there is not going to be a limitless supply of pizza slices to dive into, we also choose to eat our crust. WIN - WIN.
This next photo is another example of excess......K demands that we make TWO tubes of crescents when I bake these up for a "special" accent to a meal. My thoughts are, this is
NOT THE MEAL....it is a little "extra" that
enhances the meal. No one needs 2, 3, or more crescents to eat with a meal. If that were the case, the meal would not get eaten at all.
OK, this just happened a week ago....apparently
K HAS TO HAVE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM IN THE HOME AT ALL TIMES, and AT ANY PRICE. (news to me) Mind you....we had chocolate ice cream available here in the freezer for several weeks prior to him
DYING for some. He asked me to get some, I said sure, I will see if it goes on sale next week. I will stock up. Well, that was not going to cut it....he tried to make me go get some, but when that failed to happen
immediately he took matters into his own hands and went to Walgreens at like 9:55pm. He spent pretty much what I would spend on a weeks worth of groceries for what you see here.
PLUS....to top it off, he thought he got
MINT Ice cream.....
look closely.....you can see he actually got Pistachio Almond. Not one single person in our home
except for me will touch that ice cream with a ten foot pole.
Thank you so very much. Now I am forced to waste my fat and calories on this crap....that I did not choose. There is no way it is going to waste.......except for the obvious one that is on top of my hips.
PS - his emergency crisis is over and the chocolate ice cream still sits almost full in the freezer. The Pistachio is almost gone, thanks to me.
The thing that actually got this started in my mind was this shot below. K wastes olive oil
like you cannot believe. These eggs are covered.
WHO would do this??? I cannot choke down his eggs anymore. Sure they taste fine...but come on, it is soooooo dripping w/ oil. I will take a pass thanks.
I love a handsome man in an apron!
On the flip side to all of this waste.....Kevin is one of the most GENEROUS people I know. He would give you the shirt off his back. He is generous with his time, very generous with his interesting gifts. He is a sweet and wonderful husband and father, and a smart savvy business man. With all the running of my mouth.... the bottom line is that it is ok that we are different on this issue. K is my man and I love him in excess!